I Don't Set Out To Offend Or

It's Really Stupid To Defend Your Own Jokes. That Is For Other People To Do If They Choose To.

Strippers Should Be Role-models For Little Girls. If Only For The Fact That They Wax Their Assholes.

I Became Known For Surprising Audiences. Except Now, If I Surprise Them Every Time, They Expect That.

Like I Said About Seinfeld And Chris Rock, They're A Great Combination Of Brilliance And Hard Work. [but] There Are People Who Are Brilliant And Don't Work Hard, And There Are People Who Are Brilliant And Sabotage Themselves.

Sometimes I Am Screwing Around, And Sometimes I Get Way Too Serious, But I Am A Pretty Sincere Person.