I Don't Set Out To Offend Or

By The Time I Would Have Graduated, At 22, I Was A Writer And Featured Performer On Saturday Night Live.

I Just Look Like A Transvestite When I Try To Dress Up. There's No Place To Hide My Balls.

Everybody Blames The Jews For Killing Christ, And The Jews Try To Pass It Off On The Romans. I'm One Of The Few People Who Believes It Was The Blacks.

I Became Known For Surprising Audiences. Except Now, If I Surprise Them Every Time, They Expect That.

I Don't Compromise. I Only Do The Stuff I Want To Do.