I Don't Set Out To Offend Or

Everyone's Got Their Own Velocity, And There's No Real Time Frame With Comedy.

Making My Family Laugh When I Was Little - It Became An Addiction. It Was A Kind Of Survival.

This Is Aids. Aids Is As Real As An Egg.

If You Sell The Vatican And You Take That Money And You Use It To Feed Every Single Human Being On The Planet, You Will Get Cah-azy Pussy. All The Pussy. I Don't Mean Literally. That Might Not Be Your Cup Of Tea. I Don't Know What Your Version Of 'all The Pussy' Is. But You'll Get All The Pussy.

Someone On Twitter Sent Me A Page From A Textbook. It Had A Picture Of A Football Player Next To A Picture Of Me. The Juxtaposition Was Meant To Illustrate Two Meanings Of "offensive." Seriously. It Broke My Heart. It's That Accepted What I Do Is Offensive?