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I Would Ask Donald Trump Why Every Single Person In His Cabinet Has Spoken Out Publicly - And His Vice President - Against Gay Rights, And He's Never Said Anything About That.

The Thing That's Fun About The 'housewives' Is Talking To Your Friends About It.

I Read The 'times' And 'post,' But I Have Nothing Against The 'daily News.' I Also Fish Around The Internet For Entertainment News But Find Most Of What I Read To Be Untrue Or Partially True.

The Internet Is For Haters. Everyone Wants To Knock Somebody Down, But It's Cool.

Dinner 'conversation' At The Cohens' Meant My Sister, Mom, And I Relaying In Brutal Detail The Day's Events In A State Of Amplified Hysteria, While My Father Listened To His Own Smooth Jazz Station In His Head.