I Didn't Have A Role Model When

I'm An Nra-certified Expert Rifleman.

Like When I Host A Party. I Hope My Guests Get Along. But If Not, How Interesting!

I Am So Glad I Was Writing While On My Last Book Tour, Which Was Really Meta, But I Think A Fascinating Look Inside The Reality Of What That Whole Madness Is About.

Dreams Are Really Boring, But Every So Often I Threw In A Doozy.

I Will Be The 43-year-old Guy In The Jumpsuit. In My Estimation And My Image Of Myself Is That I Am 23 And Can Get Away With It. If I Didn't Have The Show, I Would Be In One Right Now. It Would Be Denim, But I Love A Terry.