I Married A Saint - Well, A

My Wife Gets All The Money I Make. I Just Get An Apple And Clean Clothes Every Morning.

I Do What I Do Because I Love It.

I'll Be Spending The Holidays With My Family. Nothing Special, Just Some Light Bickering And Biting Sarcasm.

Right After 'raymond' I Had A World-is-my-oyster Attitude, But I Found Out I Don't Like Oysters. I Had This Existential Emptiness.'what Is My Purpose? Who Am I?' I Had A Big Identity Crisis.

I Can't Complain About My Career, That's For Sure.