I Made The Mistake Of Watching "a.i."

If You Hate What You're Seeing, You Call It Sex And Violence. If You Like It, You Call It "romance And Adventure."

A Universal Draft Is Most Often The Instrument Of Third World Dictators.

As I've Said Many Times, The Single Most Oppressed Class In America Right Now Is The Teenager.

Apparently We Love Our Own Cell Phones But We Hate Everyone Else's.

They'll Give You An Oscar If They Think You're About To Drop Dead. The Problem With The Oscars Is, The Average Age Of The Academy Is 84. They Wheel Those People In From Palm Springs And Hook Up Their Ivs And They Vote. The People That Go To Movies Are Under The Age Of 28, For The Most Part, So There's This Total Disconnect Between What The Academy Thinks Is A Great Movie And What The Audience Actually Wants To See.