Speaking Of Things That'll Make Your Head

The Italians Always Made Good Wine, But You Had The Impression They Were Friendly Guys In Straw Hats Running Family Vineyards With Slaves Or Something So That The Vino Was Never More Than Ten Bucks A Bottle.

Sure-fire Singles Ad: Famous Writer Needs Woman To Organize His Life And Spend His Money. Loves To Turn Off Sunday Football And Go To The Botanical Gardens With That Special Someone. Will Obtain Plastic Surgery If Necessary.

Speaking Of Things That'll Make Your Head Explode, "dragon: The Bruce Lee Story" Finally Made It To The Drive-in

Everything Changed In Bosnia, When General Wesley Clark Proved That You Could Fight A War With High- Level Precision Air Strikes And A Bare Minimum Of Ground Action.

I Hate The Oscars. The Oscars Make Me Want To Throw Things At The Tv. In The Ancient History Of The Oscars, People Would Go On And Make Political Statements And Get Thrown Off The Stage, But The Last Great Political Statement, I Think, Was When Michael Moore Started Raging Against Bush A Few Years Back. Everybody Booed Him, Even Though I Can't Imagine Hollywood Booing A Guy Who's Bashing Bush. That Was The Last Great Spontaneous Moment On The Oscars.