I’m Not A Twinkie Lover. I Don’t

When I Was In The Seventh Grade I Did A Report About The Environment And The Loss Of Species. It Was Supposed To Be Only A Few Pages, But Ended Up Being Nearly 50.

Yoga Is The Best Thing For Your Sex Life. It Keeps You Limber In All Kinds Of Ways. It Teaches You To Love Your Body And Your Partner's Body. But More Than Anything, It Keeps Your Mind Liquid, And Nothing's Sexier Than That.

I Like Crying. And Now I Not Only Wanna Cry And Show My Crying To Other People, I Wanna Just Split Myself Down The Middle And Open My Guts And Just Throw Everything Out!

The War Against Terrorism Is Terrorism. The Whole Thing Is Just Bullshit.

When I'm In New York, I Bike Everywhere. I Have A Couple Of Bikes Stored Over At Ed Norton's. It's The Only Way To Go. But In Hawaii, I Drive. I Have A Little Volkswagen Bug, From The 'drive It? Hug It?' Phase. I Run It On Biodiesel.