I Love Twinkies, And The Reason I

Everyone Else Is Either Asleep Or Having Sex. I’ve Been Watching Cable Television And Eating Jello.

Love Pats Are Soft Punches Of Encouragement That Are Admistered On The Knee, Shoulder, And Arm.

As You See The Opening Get Closer, You Just Can't Get Fast Enough. And Finally, Just When You Think You'll Never Get There, You See The Opening Right In Front Of You.

Not Everyone Has A Sob Story, Charlie, And Even If They Do, It's No Excuse.

Calls Her Beautiful, But She Cannot Hear.