I Love The United States. I Have

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I Think I'm Just Someone That Just Tries To Get By. I'm Kind Of - If It Was During The Second World War, I'd Be A Black Marketeer, I Think.

It Was On This Day That The Bahamas Declared Independence. Before That They Were A British Colony. The British Empire Lost Canada And The Bahamas, To Name Just A Couple. Britain's Been Dumped More Times Than Taylor Swift. But Did They Go Writing Whining Songs About It? No.

It's A Great Day For Sarah Palin. She Was Hired As A Commentator For Fox News. She Signed A Multi-year Contract, Which Means She'll Probably Quit After A Year.

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