I Love The Idea Of 'the One'

My Feeling On Therapy Is It's A Luxury, And If You're Fortunate Enough To Get Some Smart People To Talk To About Life, Then That's Fortunate And You Should Go For It.

Women Always Think That I'm Chandler, So If I Don't Joke Around For Half An Hour They Think That Something's Wrong. Then I Explain That I Don't Have Comedy Writers Scripting Everything I'm Saying At This Particular Dinner.

I Would Like You All To Give Me A Round Of Applause As I Have Not Crashed My Car In Over 15 Months.

When I Was Younger, I Used Humour As A Tool To Avoid Getting Too Serious With People - If There Was Deep Emotional Stuff Going On, Then I Would Crack A Joke To Defuse The Situation.

I'm Making Plans To Go Away For A Month To Focus On My Sobriety And To Continue My Life In Recovery. Please Enjoy Making Fun Of Me On The World Wide Web.