I Love The Idea Of 'the One'

I Was A Very Good Tennis Player In Ottawa, Canada - Nationally Ranked When I Was, Like, 13. Then I Moved To Los Angeles When I Was 15, And Everyone In L.a. Just Killed Me. I Was Pretty Great In Canada. Not So Much In Los Angeles.

To Be A Comedian, You Have To Have Some Darkness Behind It. I Certainly Draw On My Past, And It Helps.

In High School, My Prom Date Fooled Around With Another Guy - On Prom Night!

In A Perfect World, My Tennis Game Gets Better. I Have Kids And A Beautiful Wife And Live On Some Hill Somewhere That's Not In Los Angeles. And The Script That Tom Hanks Just Barely Turned Down Gets In My Hands.

In Television Or A Movie I Bring My Own Ego And Consequently Can Mess Up. In The Theatre I Learnt Very Quickly To Shut Up And Listen. Now I Am Able To Get Out Of My Own Way.