I Love The Idea Of 'the One'

I Think We Need To Educate Our Doctors About Addiction.

Vicodin, I Got Addicted To That Little Pill. The Reason I Dont Talk About It Too Much In The Press Is Because It Isnt Funny, And I Love To Be Funny In Interviews. If You Joke About That Period In Your Life, It Doesnt Seem Right.

I Would Like You All To Give Me A Round Of Applause As I Have Not Crashed My Car In Over 15 Months.

Well, I Was Lucky Enough To Be Involved In About 19 Failures At An Early Age, So I'm Realistic About The Success I'm Having And How Quickly It Can Go Away. What's Important Is To Be Smart About It.

To Be A Comedian, You Have To Have Some Darkness Behind It. I Certainly Draw On My Past, And It Helps.