I Love Marriage. I Failed At Marriage,

I Stay Positive Because It's The Only Way To Live. When I Play Ball, I Play Hardball.

I Am A Little Klutzy And Self-deprecating. I Fit In With The Rest Of The Losers.

People Always Say, 'well, Celebrity Spokespersons Have Private Consultants'. Well, With Jenny Craig Everybody Gets A Private Consultant.

I Don't Believe You Have To Have Eating Disorders And Mental Illness To Screw Up.

Usually, About 85 Percent Of What The Tabloids Report Is A Lie. Over The Last Year, I Can Truly Say It Has Been 99 Percent.