I Couldn't Care Less About Sex Unless

If We Worried Half As Much What Others Are Doing For Us And Spent Twice As Much Time Helping Others, We Would All Be Exponentially Happier.

I Binge When I'm Happy. When Everything Is Going Really Well, Every Day Is Like I'm At A Birthday Party.

I Was Born To Do Sitcoms, Where You Get An Immediate Response From The Audience.

When I Was Straight, I Had The Courage And Energy To Become An Actress. I Owe My Career To My Will To Stop Using.

I Have A Hotline To The Tabloids. When I Get Up In The Morning, I Call The Star, And The Last Thing At Night, I Call Them. I Want Them To Have The Inside Track.