Always Be Civil To The Girls, You

Children Should Be Like Waffles--you Should Be Able To Throw The First One Away.

If I Had A Girl I Should Say To Her, 'marry For Love If You Can, It Won't Last, But It Is A Very Interesting Experience And Makes A Good Beginning In Life. Later On, When You Marry For Money, For Heaven's Sake Let It Be Big Money. There Are No Other Possible Reasons For Marrying At All.

Twice In Her Life She Had Mistaken Something Else For It; It Was Like Seeing Somebody In The Street Who You Think Is A Friend, You Whistle And Wave And Run After Him, And It Is Not Only Not The Friend, But Not Even Very Like Him. A Few Minutes Later The Real Friend Appears In View, And Then You Can't Imagine How You Ever Mistook That Other Person For Him. Linda Was Now Looking Upon The Authentic Face Of Love, And She Knew It, But It Frightened Her. That It Should Come So Casually, So Much By A Series Of Accidents, Was Frightening.

Always Remember, Children, That Marriage Is A Very Intimate Relationship. It's Not Just Sitting And Chatting To A Person; There Are Other Things, You Know.

Americans Relate All Effort, All Work, And All Of Life Itself To The Dollar. Their Talk Is Of Nothing But Dollars.