I Love Botox, I Absolutely Love It.

Craziest Thing I've Done For Love Is Getting Married. I Think It's Crazy. I Think It's Crazy, Crazy, Crazy. I'm Never Going To Say I Wouldn't Do It Again But I Have To Make Sure It's Love And Not Settling For The 'i Have To Do This By A Certain Age,' Which Is Kind Of What I Did.

My Philosophy Of Dating Is To Just Fart Right Away.

My Tricks Are, I Get Botox In My Forehead-i Just Have My Doctor Do A Little Shot There. If You Overdo, It Looks Bad. I Believe In Just A Little Bit. It Allows You To Keep That Mobility In Your Face. It's A Great Little Secret.

I'm The Comedic Girl Next Door And A Lot Of Fun.

Waking Your Kids Up For School The First Day After A Break Is Almost As Much Fun As Birthing Them Was.