I Lose My Cell Phone So Much

Actors Come Up And Just Blatantly Hit On My Wife In Front Of Me And Don't Even Look At Me.

I Have Some Weird Habits. For Instance, I Love Beets. Show Me A Salad Bar And I Will Clean Them Out Of Their Beets.

I Married Way Out Of My Pay Grade. I Have No Idea How That Happened.

I Like To Do 'garfield Mondays': Lasagna And Napping In A Box.

I Was Sowing Wild Oats And Doing The Kind Of Things That You Should Do When You Don't Have Kids. Now, I'm Just Doing Less Of That, But I Earned It, You Know. I Feel Like Just Spending Quiet Evenings With My Wife And Son And Sitting In Bed In The Morning And Watching Him Marvel Over The Curtains Opening Or Whatever Little Thing. That All Feels Really Good. And So, I've Changed Because I'm Impressed.