I Lose My Cell Phone So Much

Just Be Yourself And Forget All Of The Stuff You Read In 'gq' Magazine.

I Think Any Man Over 250 Pounds Rollerblading Is Instant Hilarity. There's Nothing Funnier Than A Giant, Grown Man Rollerblading.

I'm Sure I Can't Relate To What Females Go Through In Hollywood, But I Do Know What It Feels Like To Eat Emotionally. To Be Sad And Make Yourself Happy With Food, And Then Be Almost Immediately Sad Again, And Then Ashamed. Then, You Try To Hide Those Feelings With More Food.

My Favorite Way To Blow Off Steam Is To Sing Obnoxiously Loud In The Shower.

America Is At War. Go Eat A Donut.