I Lose My Cell Phone So Much

Celebrity Is Intoxicating.

I Lose My Cell Phone So Much That I Switch It Every Month Or So, But Sony Ericsson Is Usually What I Use.

I've Always Been A Little Soft. I Like To Eat.

When You Look At Pictures Of Me, The Longer My Hair Is, The Longer My Facial Hair Is, That's Just The Longer I Haven't Gotten A Job.

Perfect Sandwich? Two Slices Of White Bread, Mustard, Mayo And A Platinum American Express Card.