Celebrity Is Intoxicating.

I've Done All Kinds Of Cool Things As An Actor - I've Jumped Out Of Helicopters And Done Some Daring Stunts And Played Baseball In A Professional Stadium, But None Of It Means Anything Compared To Being Somebody’s Daddy.

You Can't Have A Laugh Track That Sort Of Tells The Audience When To Laugh And, You Know, It's Difficult To Find Those Moments.

Most Of The Writers In Tv Are From L.a. Or New York, And Those Are Places Where People Are Cynical And Snarky. And They Fly From L.a. To New York In An Airplane Over This Vast, Expansive Land Where People Aren't Snarky; They're A Lot More Like The Parks And Recreation Characters.

I Have A Lot Of Plants And Fish And A Pet Lizard And Venus Flytraps. I Have A Whole Ecosystem In My Room, Like A Running Waterfall And Different Lights And Sensors Set On Digital Timers.

America Is At War. Go Eat A Donut.