I Look Like Julian Clary On Steroids.

I Think There's A Danger That We're Moving Towards A State Where The People We Are Expected To Admire Are Almost Not Human Anymore, And I Don't Like That. I Prefer It When Someone Looks Like A Nice Person, And You Think, 'i Could Have A Laugh With Them In The Pub.'

I Think Some People Ramp A Side Of Themselves Up For Performance Purposes.

I Went On The Pill When I Was 16, Put On Four Stone... So That Proved To Be A Very Effective Contraceptive.

I Tend To Think The World Is A Bit Of A Miserable Place, So Anyone Who Can Add To People's Optimistic, Cheerful Side Is Doing A Good Job, Which Is What I Hope I'm Doing.

They Say Revenge Is A Dish Best Eaten Cold, But For Most People, By The Time It's Ready To Eat, They Just Don't Fancy It Any More.