I Look Like Julian Clary On Steroids.

When I Got Married, The Sun Ran The Headline: "here Comes The Bride, All Fat And Wide." Luckily, It Was A Few Days After The Wedding - But It Was Still Hideous To Read At A Great Romantic Moment.

In The End, Punk Inevitably Burned Itself Out And Acted As A Bridge Across Which The New Romantics Could Sashay In Their Chiffon And Glossy Hair.

I Think The Key Attributes For A Good Speaker Are Someone That's Articulate And Someone That Puts A Fair Amount Of Humour Into What They Do.

Christians Have Always Been Fodder For Comedians Who Have Tended To Portray Them As Anoraks - Slightly Clammy, Beatifically Smiley Dullards With Barely A Personality Between Them.

What Could Be Funnier Than A Fat Person Trying To Run A Marathon?