I Look Like Julian Clary On Steroids.

Inside Every Fat Person There's A Thin Person Looking To Get Out - They've Just Eaten Them.

I Thought I Was Funny As A Kid. I Used To Play Tricks On My Brothers - I'd Tie A Two-shilling Piece To A Bit Of Cotton, Then Pull It Away As They Went To Grab It.

Everyone In Comedy Thinks If You Go To The U.s. You Become A Global Star But, Unfortunately, I've Always Been A Bit Anti-american - So I Never Did.

I Like Men. They Are Hugely Entertaining, But They Have A Lot Of Shortcomings And You Just Have To Bear Those In Mind.

My Mum Always Felt That Women Deserved As Much As Men, And Should Have As Much Power, So I Suppose I Opted To Go Into A Very Male-dominated Arena To Try And Prove That.