I Look Like A Woman, But I

I'm The Kind Of Person Who Would Rather Rock In My Rocking Chair When I'm Old And Regret A Few Things That I Did Than To Sit There And Regret That I Never Tried.

They Think I’m Simpleminded Because I Seem To Be Happy. Why Shouldn’t I Be Happy? I Have Everything I Ever Wanted And More. Maybe I Am Simpleminded. Maybe That’s The Key: Simple.

I've Always Wanted To Be A Star. I've Always Wanted Money And Wanted To Travel. So I Knew There Was A Price To Pay For That.

No Matter How Beautiful A Woman Might Be, You're Always Threatened By Certain... You're Always Threatened By

That's The Great Thing About A Sense Of Humor And A Sex Drive, You Can't Wait To Share It With Everybody Else.