I’ll Keep It Short And Sweet -

You Know, I've Been Thinking. Everyone Makes Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwiches But Usually The Jelly Drips Out All Over The Side And The Guy's Hands Get All Sticky. But Your Jelly Stays Right In The Middle Where It's Supposed To. I Don't Know How You Do It? You Just Got A Gift, I Guess. I've Always Thought So. I've Just Never Mentioned It. But It's Time You Knew How I Feel. I Don't Believe In Keeping Feelings Bottled Up. Goodbye, My Wife.

I've Loved Science Fiction Ever Since I Was A Little Kid, Mainly From Looking At The Covers Of Science-fiction Magazines And Books, And I've Read Quite Extensively As An Adult.

I Think People Who Work In Comedy And Humor Are Hesitant To Analyze It Too Much, Because You Feel Like If You Take It Apart, You'll Break It And Not Be Able To Put It Back Together Again.

I'm Normally Not A Praying Man, But If You're Up There, Please Save Me, Superman. Homer Simpson

I Like My Beer Cold, My Tv Loud, And My Homosexuals Flaming.