I’ll Keep It Short And Sweet -

Families Are About Love Overcoming Emotional Torture.

If God Didn't Want Us To Eat Cows, Why Are They Made Out Of Meat?

We've Been Running A Little Behind Schedule. But Only By About 15 Years Or So.

I Draw A Weekly Comic Strip Called Life In Hell, Which Is Syndicated In About 250 Newspapers. That's What I Did Before The Simpsons, And What I Plan To Do For The Rest Of My Life.

God Often Gives Nuts To Toothless People.