I Don't Know Why I Did It,

Keep Your Expectations Tiny You'll Go Through Life Not So Whiney.

The Tendency In Comedy Is To Have A Character Who's Stupid Get More Stupid, Because You're Trying To Top Yourself And Not Just Repeat.

I Like My Beer Cold, My Tv Loud, And My Homosexuals Flaming.

I'd Be Vegetarian If Bacon Grew On Trees

Actually, I've Been Working On A Plan. During The Exam, I'll Hide Under Some Coats, And Hope That Somehow Everything Will Work Out.