I Lived To Be On Stage, And

In Every Human Endeavor, Persistence Is Everything.

I'm No Cook. When I Want Lemon On Chicken, I Spray It With Pledge.

Comediennes Are The Lucky Ones, Because If You're Funny, You Can Be 125 Years Old And They Will Still Accept You.

I Was My Own Buddy In Camp.

I'm Telling You That At Eight She Knew More About Reproduction Than Xerox.