I Lived To Be On Stage, And

I Am Furious About Everything.

If You Don't Want Gays In The Military, Make The Uniforms Ugly.

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny. And When You're Very, Very Happy, You're Not Very Funny. You're Just Happy. I'd Rather Be Damaged And Funny.

The Last Time I Appeared In Las Vegas, They Were Wearing Hoop Skirts And Davy Crockett Hats, ... But They Say 'what Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas.' And As Far As Fashion Is Concerned, That's A Good Thing.

The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which Is Never Found.