I Live In Los Angeles, I Know

I Don't Care What Anybody Says, I Think That George Bush Is Absolutely The Right President To Oversea The End Of The World.

I Think Things Evolve Into Jokes. I Don't Generally Write Them Down As Jokes. I Talk Them Out.

We Live In A Culture Where People Are Self-centered And Careerist And Everybody Seems To Think They Have Too Much On Their Plate Or They Just Don't Have Time For Other People's Pain.

Dogs Are Too Much To Handle. I Don't Need Anything In My House That's Needier Than Me.

My Monologues Aren't Always Funny. They're Generally Thoughtful. Sometimes At Different Levels Of Aggravation. And Sometimes No Aggravation. But The Pressure On Me Is Not To Be Joke-efficient When I'm Talking On This Mic. And That Sets The Tone.