I Live In A Neighborhood So Bad

If You Told Me Two Years I Would Miss The Greatest Basketball Game Ever To Hang Out With Nathan Lane, I'd Say, 'you're Crazy!'

It Used To Take Years To Become A Junkie. But Crack Cut That Down To 37 Minutes.

I Literally Don't Know What I'm Going To Do Next. That's Successful.

I Like Talking About Subjects That Aren't Funny In The First Place And Making Them Funny. So Anything Down And Depressing Is Something I'll Talk About.

If You Can Keep Your Son Off The Pipe And Your Daughter Off The Pole, You're Ahead Of The Game.