I Listen To My Body, I Give

I'd Been A Housewife And Mother To Our Son Thomas Jefferson, And I Was Looking For A New Career. So When My Agent Called And Said A Producer Named Paul Elliott From E&b Productions, The Biggest Panto Company In The Country At The Time, Wanted To Meet Me I Agreed.

I'm Very Organised These Days, And I Keep My Life In My Handbag, Like Most Women.

I Don't Sleep With Happily Married Men.

Think Of Your Pension And Start Saving. Like My Father, I Have Been A Spendthrift, And I Regret That.

I Would Make A Poor Vegetarian Because I Adore Meat.