Adolescence Is Just One Big Walking Pimple.

But I Don't Begrudge Anybody, Because I Know How Hard It Is To Have That Dream And To Make It Happen, Whether Or Not It's Just To Put A Roof Over Your Head And Food On The Table.

I Love To Write. I Have Always Loved Writing. That Was My First Love.

Comedy Is Tragedy Plus Time.

People Invite Me To Dinner Not Because I Can Cook, But Because I Like To Clean Up. I Get Immediate Gratification From Windex. Yes, I Do Windows.

Giving Birth Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.