I Don't Feel Old. I Feel Like

Coming Up Through The Ranks Of Any Calling Can Be Rough, But That Battered Soul Who Survives The Early Years Of Courting The Comic Muse Comes Close To Knowing What Only The Soldier Knows: What Combat Is Like.

Anything Seen On Tv Is, In A Subtle And Sinister Sense, Thereby Endorsed.

The Brain Process That Results In A Joke Materializing Where No Joke Was Before Remains A Mystery. I'm Not Aware Of Any Scholarly, Scientific Or Neurological Studies On The Subject.

I Did Standup While Still Working For Johnny Carson In The Mid-'60s, Thus Gaining The Advantage Of At Least Getting Laughs From Him About How I Hadn't The Night Before.

Depression - It Falls Into That Small Category Of Things Like Combat That, If You Haven't Been In It, You Can Say You Can Imagine It All You Like. But It's Truly Different.