I Don't Feel Old. I Feel Like

Depression - It Falls Into That Small Category Of Things Like Combat That, If You Haven't Been In It, You Can Say You Can Imagine It All You Like. But It's Truly Different.

History Is Not Reassuring On The Subject Of The Longevity Of Seemingly Lasting Great Nations, Is It?

I Get A Kick Out Of People Saying I Was Funny.

I Like When The Ice Gets Thin, The Going Gets Rough, The Guests Get Edgy.

Coming Up Through The Ranks Of Any Calling Can Be Rough, But That Battered Soul Who Survives The Early Years Of Courting The Comic Muse Comes Close To Knowing What Only The Soldier Knows: What Combat Is Like.