I Don't Feel Old. I Feel Like

I Hate Danny Kaye Movies.

If Your Parents Never Had Children, Chances Are... Neither Will You.

Its Fun For Me To Go On Other Folks Talk Shows. When Youve Endured The Ups And Downs And Tensions And Pitfalls Of Hosting, Being A Guest Is A Piece Of Angel Food.

Once I Left Out What I Then Considered My Best Line Because There Was A Suspected Column Rat In The House.

I Have Never Been Converted To Or Even Had Much Interest In Spiritualism, Occultism, Swedenborgianism Or Any Particular Religion. And I Never, Except Occasionally For A Laugh, Visit The Quacks Who Call Themselves Psychics.