I Don't Feel Old. I Feel Like

In The Main, Ghosts Are Said To Be Forlorn And Generally Miserable, If Not Downright Depressed. The Jolly Ghost Is Rare.

Music Bypasses The Brain And Goes Straight To The Heart. I Wish My Life Had More Of It.

You Have To Be On Tv A Surprisingly Long Time Before You're Stopped On The Street. Then, When You Are, You Get A Lot Of, 'hey, You're Great! What's Your Name Again?'

The Mob Became Unruly And The Police Were Forced To Resort To Sex.

Every Student Of Comedy Should See Dame Edna At Least Twice.