I Like To Think That My Arrogance,

Ask Any Ferrari, Porsche Or Ray-ban Salesperson About Their Average Customer And You Will Very Likely Hear That He Is Not, As The Adverts Would Have Us Believe, A Virile Young Footballer With Shiny Hair, A Rippling Six Pack And A Trouser Pouch Like A New Punch Bag. He Is, In Fact, A Middle-aged Bloke Wearing More Chins Than He Started Life With And Carrying The Clear Evidence Of Forty Years Of Beer And Pies Slung Across His Midriff.

And I Like Pygmy Goats, Because They're Just Lovely, And Ducks.

Watching Life On Mars Was Quite Frightening For Me Because Dipping In And Out Of Reality Was Quite Like Myself

I Mostly Drive Around In A Fiat 500 Twinair, And That's A Pretty Small Car!

Im Not Reckless. I Was Never Reckless.