This Is Just The Happiest Car In

I Think I Wanted To Be On Top Gear From A Fairly Young Age Because I Loved Cars And I Wanted To Do Something On Telly Because I Loved Tv. I Know That I?m Ridiculously Lucky

I Like To Think That My Arrogance, Impetuosity, Impatience, Selfishness And Greed Are The Qualities That Make Me The Lovable Chap I Am.

Watching Life On Mars Was Quite Frightening For Me Because Dipping In And Out Of Reality Was Quite Like Myself

If I Can Be Cruel; I'm Not A Big Fan Of The Audi R8, Actually.

Ask Any Ferrari, Porsche Or Ray-ban Salesperson About Their Average Customer And You Will Very Likely Hear That He Is Not, As The Adverts Would Have Us Believe, A Virile Young Footballer With Shiny Hair, A Rippling Six Pack And A Trouser Pouch Like A New Punch Bag. He Is, In Fact, A Middle-aged Bloke Wearing More Chins Than He Started Life With And Carrying The Clear Evidence Of Forty Years Of Beer And Pies Slung Across His Midriff.