I Like To Think I'll Just Be

I Love Being A Redhead. It's A Rare Thing, So I Think There's A Bond Between Redheads.

For Me, Personally, I Watch Pretty Much Everything On Netflix, And I Watch All The Episodes In A Row, When I Can.

So, I Went To Germany And Ended Up Parasailing Around This Castle. I Was In Germany Sightseeing, Eating Bratwurst And Hanging Out In Beer Gardens. And Then, I Got Back From Germany And Got A Call Where They Were Like, "we Need To Fly You To New York Tomorrow To Read With Taylor [schilling]." I Was Like, "wait, For Alex, The Manipulative Drug-smuggling Lesbian Girl?!," And They Were Like, "yeah."

I Never Think Of Myself As Any Kind Of Sex Symbol, But I Get Letters From All Over, All Sorts. It's Really Cool. I Get A Lot From Inmates, Which Is Kind Of Scary. But The Best Was The Guy Who Wanted To Send Me A Plane Ticket To Fly Me To His Prom.

When You're In Prison, There's No Hiding. These Women Are Not Hiding Behind Towels And Shower Curtains. They Go To The Bathroom With No Doors On The Stalls. It Would Actually Look Weird, If These Women Were Hiding.