I Like To Control My Environment, Because

Hallucinogens Are A Value Changer...like It Or Not, It Changes Your Values, It Opens Up Windows (doors Of Perception.)

Why Do Croutons Come In Airtight Packages? It's Just Stale Bread To Begin With.

Why Should It Be Illegal To Sell Something That's Perfectly Legal To Give Away?

It's Legal For Men To Be Floorwalkers And Illegal For Women To Be Streetwalkers.

If There Were Only One Cherry Pie In The World, And Bill Clinton Owned It, I Might Get A Piece Of It. If Bush Or Reagan Owned It, You'd Have To Kill Them To Get A Piece Of Pie. That's My Feeling About Bill. And Bill's A Good Bullshitter. America Likes A Good Bullshitter. That's One Of The Reasons He Was Re-elected. Honesty Has No Place In Politics. It Would Throw Everything Off.