Age Is A Hell Of A Price

I've Never Been Quarantined. But The More I Look Around The More I Think It Might Not Be A Bad Idea.

Bullshit Is Truly The American Soundtrack.

Atheism Is A Non-prophet Organization.

When I Listen To Those Tapes Now, The Real Cocaine Shows; There's Just Nothing Special About Their Content.

I Think Of Shock As Kind Of An Uptown Form Of Surprise. Comedy Is Filled With Surprise, So When I Cross A Line... I Like To Find Out Where The Line Might Be And Then Cross It Deliberately, And Then Make The Audience Happy About Crossing The Line With Me.