I Like To Approach Every Day Like

Apparently My Street Has A Leaf Blower Gang Who Tag Team All Day, So The Sounds Of The Leaf Blower Are Forever Blowing From Dawn To Dusk.

I Wouldn't Hurt A Flea. I'd Finger A Spider Though.

Concerned We're In A Time Where Politicians Can't Even Fake Sincerity. Aren't They Supposed To Be Good At That?

Ladies, Apologies, But Isn't 'vintage' Just Used Stuff?

One Of The First Things I Said When I Signed On For The Show Was No Hugs! Full House Was All Based On Hugs.