I Like The Tradition Of The Oscars.

I Think Anybody In Front Of A Crowd Is A Comedian.

Anything You Can Suck At Should Make You Nervous.

I Want My Name To Be A Brand In Comedy. I Hope My Name Stands For Comedic Excellence.

People Basically Aren't That Racist. They Want Their Laughs. If I Make A White Guy Laugh, He's Gonna Come See Me. He's Not Gonna Go See The White Guy Who Doesn't Make Him Laugh Just Because That Guy Is White.

Being A Comedian Is A Lot Like Being An Athlete. If You're Carl Lewis And You're The Fastest, Then No Matter What You're The Fastest.