I Like Progress But I Hate Change.

If You Wanted To Torture Me, You'd Tie Me Down And Force Me To Watch Our First Five Videos.

I Went To A Radio Station On Long Island In 1982, And Thank Goodness For Me, It Was So New That There Was No Receptionist. So The Dj Opened Up His Booth, And Took My Tape And Listened To It And Thought It Was A Hit Song.

I Like Progress But I Hate Change.

If You're From New Jersey, Let People Make All Those Bad Jokes About Our State. Don't Let Anyone Know How Great It Is Here. It's The Best Kept Secret.

You're Never Going To See The Fat Elvis In Me. People I Admired Like Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix And John Belushi All Died At 27. I've Got Jeans Older Than That.