I Like My Friends Because They Make

If You Don't Drink 56 Bottles Of Water A Week, Scientists Say You Should Take A Garden Hose At The End Of The Week And Shove It Up Your Ass.

My Father Painted, Well Into His 80s, What He Called Hard Edge Abstractions. It's Really Cool.

Glenn Beck Has Nazi Tourettes'.

Fema I Always Thought Was A Bone Here In Your Ass.

If You Are An Adult, And You Are Planning To Dress Up On Halloween... Don't. I Will Find You. I Will Hurt You.