I Do Not Make Jokes About Sarah

Stupidity Really Gets Me Going, When It's Just Plain Stupid, Obvious Stupidity.

If The People Of New Zealand Want To Be Part Of Our World, I Believe They Should Hop Off Their Islands, And Push 'em Closer.

My Parents Are The Last Of The Middle Class. My Father Worked For The Government Designing Sea Mines. My Mother Was A Substitute Teacher. Together, They Worked Really Only Until They Were Sixty.

I Like My Friends Because They Make Me Feel Normal, Even Though I'm Not.

My Father Painted, Well Into His 80s, What He Called Hard Edge Abstractions. It's Really Cool.