I Like Kids But I Also Like

I'm Not A Cheater. I've Never Cheated In My Life.

Any Time You're Making A Movie, All You Want To Do Is Reduce The Variables Of Things That Could Possibly Go Wrong. I Think That's Why We Work With The Same People Over And Over Again.

The Great Thing About Getting Older Is Living Life.

I'm Wearing Pants, For F---'s Sake. Lay Off. I Mean, It's Not Like I'm A F---ing Lead Miner. There Are Harder Jobs In The World. But When People Feel The Freedom To Create Tumblr Accounts About My C---, I Feel Like That Wasn't Part Of The Deal ... But Whatever. I Guess It's Better Than Being Called Out For The Opposite.

I Drove Around In A Volkswagen Rabbit I Shared With One Of My Roommates, And It Didn't Have A Roof. It Doesn't Rain Much In L.a., But When It Did, It Was Utterly Miserable.