I'm Not A Cheater. I've Never Cheated

I Have A Lady, She's A Great Lady. I Love Her A Lot, She Loves Me. We're On The Same Page. Whenever That Day Happens When We're Not On The Same Page We'll Move Forward With It. We're Interested In Having Our Lives Be Our Lives Right Now And Not A Third Person's Vis-a-vis Marriage And Whatever That Means.

I've Always Had Weird Hair, And It's Never Looked Good.

When I Was A Little Kid, I Kind Of Liked The Commercials More Than A Lot Of The Stuff On Tv. My Favorite Ones Were The Miller Lite Ads With All The Jocks In Them. "tastes Great, Less Filling."

People Care Enough To Write Blogs And Reviews And Things, Which Is Nice.

I'm Able To Leave Don Draper At Work. I'm Quite Dissimilar From Him In Real Life