Best Roommate Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

I Keep A Pretty Low Profile. I Live In Culver City With Some Roommates. I Don't Do The Whole 'hollywood' Thing.

Me And My Roommate Wrote And Directed A Little Short Comedy Called 'the Elevator.

Everyone Has This Universal Understanding Of Roommate Drama.

My Roommate And My Boyfriend, They Both Know I Am Compulsive And Controlling.

Having A Baby Is Like Suddenly Getting The World's Worst Roommate.

My Roommate At Yale University Introduced Me To The Auteur Theory Of Filmmaking. I Soon Became A Big Fan Of The Works Of John Ford, Kenji Mizoguchi, Ernst Lubitsch, And Stan Brakhage. I Then Decided To Make My Own Films!

And What Else Is She?" Jerome Asked. Jazza Didn't Offer Any Reply So I Chimed In With, "a Bitchweasel?" "a Bitchweasel!" Jazza's Face Lit Up. "she's A Bitchweasel! I Love My New Roommate.

I'm Not The Easiest Person To Live With. I'm Kind Of A Slob. So For Me To Consider A Roommate, It Would Have To Be One Of My Sisters Or Something.

I’m Not The Easiest Person To Live With. I’m Kind Of A Slob.

She Thought I Could Find A Way To Save Her Soul When She Died And Became An Undead. Right Now, I Was Just Looking To Find The Rent Money. I’d Get To My Roommate’s Soul Later.

I Drove Around In A Volkswagen Rabbit I Shared With One Of My Roommates, And It Didn't Have A Roof. It Doesn't Rain Much In L.a., But When It Did, It Was Utterly Miserable.

Know You Got A Roommate, Call Me When It's No One There. Put The Key Under The Mat And You Know I'll Be Over There