I Like Golf Because You Can Be

It Takes A Minimum Of Six People, Working In Close Harmony, To Successfully Flush A Nautical Toilet. That's Why Those Old Ships Carried Such Large Crews.

He Felt A Momentary Pang Of Regret That He Had Not Spent More Time With His Beloved Wife. But It Passed When He Remembered That The Reason He’d Gone To Sea In The First Place Was That He Had Never Really Liked His Beloved Wife.

Nobody Cares If You Can't Dance Well. Just Get Up And Dance.

Do Not Spit Gum In The Drinking Fountains.

The Objective Is Not So Much To Walk Your Dog, As It Is To Empty Him.