I Like Golf Because You Can Be

Those Who Can't Laugh At Themselves Leave The Job To Others.

If You Were To Open Up A Baby's Head - And I Am Not For A Moment Suggesting That You Should - You Would Find Nothing But An Enormous Drool Gland.

I Bet That If You Actually Read The Entire Vastness Of The U.s. Tax Code, You'd Find At Least One Sex Scene . . .

The Letters In 'brace Beemer' Can Be Arranged To Spell 'embrace Beer.'

I Haven't Been Able To Slam-dunk The Basketball For The Past Five Years. Or, For The Thirty-eight Years Before That, Either.