Life Is Anything That Dies When You

Chair Lifts Need To Be In Some Places So That We Can Get To Wonderful Views Without Having To Hike To Them.

I Have Never Had A Point In My Life To Make. I'm Just Trying To Entertain The Reader.

Never Board A Commercial Aircraft If The Pilot Is Wearing A Tank Top.

The Primary Function Of The Government Is - And Here I Am Quoting Directly From The U.s. Constitution - 'to Spew Out Paper.'

All Other Nations Are Drinking Ray Charles Beer And We Are Drinking Barry Manilow.