I Like Geography. I Could Tell You

Actually, I've Always Wanted To Be A Professional Skateboarder Ever Since I Was About Six.

I've Been Doing Pranks My Whole Life, So I Guess I'm Pretty Good At It.

Seeing People Get Messed Up Never Gets Un-funny! And There's Plenty Of Ways To Do That.

These Trees And These Old People Have One Thing In Common - They're Both Going In The Ground Soon!

When You're Drunk, You Always Think You're Not. If You Even Drink At All Don't Get Behind The Wheel.