I Like Geography. I Could Tell You

I Like Geography. I Could Tell You The Capital Of Any Country You Want.

I've Been Doing Pranks My Whole Life, So I Guess I'm Pretty Good At It.

When You're Drunk, You Always Think You're Not. If You Even Drink At All Don't Get Behind The Wheel.

Sometimes I Wake Up, I Feel Like, I'm Like 80-years-old.

One Time My Mom Tried To Ground Me, But That Lasted 15 Minutes.