I Like Florida. Everything Is In The

If Someone With Multiple Personalities Threatens To Kill Himself, Is It Considered A Hostage Situation?

If I Ever Lose My Mind I Hope Some Honest Person Will Find It And Take It To Lost And Found.

I Used To Be Irish Catholic. Now I'm An American - You Know, You Grow.

I Believe My First Duty Is To Survive. And I'm Not Just Talking About Criminals Coming Into My Home. I Once Seriously Considered Getting A Gun To Protect Myself From The Police. If I Need A Weapon To Continue Living, I'll Get One. And I'll Use It.

Where Ideas Are Concerned, America Can Be Counted On To Do One Of Two Things: Take A Good Idea And Run It Completely Into The Ground, Or Take A Bad Idea And Run It Completely Into The Ground.