[i Like] Die Hard And Paul Verhoeven

Luckily, Due To My Own Ego, Probably, I'm Always Quicker To Blame Other People.

Every Once In A While You Definitely Have To Film Someone For Half An Hour Saying Something That You Do Not Think Is Funny Because For The Previous Two Hours They Said A Bunch Of Stuff That You Think Is Really Funny.

I Feel No Sympathy For My Food.

The Great Thing About Reading For Quentin [tarantino] Is You're Not Reading For Him, He's Reading With You. So He Sits Right Next To You.

Good Comedy Doesn't Have To Be A Comedy Idea.