I Like Being A Foreigner. For Me,

We Learnt A Lot Because We Got In With Real Choreographers Who Tell You What They Need From A Song, Because A Song Has To Advance The Story. Then Real Directors Like Mike Nichols Tell You Where You Can Have 'b Themes' And 'c Themes', And We Go Oh Yes, B Themes And C Themes! So We Were Taught In The Finest School Amongst The Finest People. And Also By The School Of Experience.

I Listen To The Audience And Try And Bounce With Them. All Audiences Are Different. But They Are All Homo Sapiens.

John Cleese Once Told Me He'd Do Anything For Money. So I Offered Him A Pound To Shut Up, And He Took It.

My Father, Who Was A Sergeant In The Raf During The Second World War, Was Killed In A Hitchhiking Accident While Returning Home On Compassionate Leave. As A Result, My Mother Had To Get Work, As A Nurse, And At Seven The Raf Put Me Into A Boarding School And Ex-orphanage Called The Royal Wolverhampton School.

I Hate Movies. They're So Boring. So Tedious.