Subversion Is What I Do.

I Pay Taxes In Three Countries, But Can't Vote In Any Of Them.

I Won't Read Scripts Because I Have A Limited Amount Of Time. Why Should I Help Other People Do Lame Stuff When I Can Just Go Out And Put On Lame Stuff Of My Own?

I Interviewed Matt [stone] And Trey [parker], Actually, And I Got To Ask Them Questions. I Love Them Deeply Because They Appeared Dressed As J-lo And Someone Else [who Had Worn The Same Scandalous Dresses The Year Before At The Oscars]. They Confessed They Were On Acid.

I Don't Invest In The Stock Market, But I Have Pension Funds - Some In America And The Uk.

No Day Of My Life Passes Without Someone Saying The Words 'monty Python' To Me. It's Not Bad.