I Didn't Want To Be Big Mr.

Writers Tend To Suffer From Back Problems Because They Spend Their Time Bent Over A Desk.

I Always Have A Feeling You Should Move The Playing Field And The Minute You Know What You're Doing, You're Wrong. Therefore, I Wanted Us Not To Try To Follow Spamalot Immediately, But To Do Something Different. This Is Perfect Because It Uses All The Same Skills, Like Story Telling And Lyric Writing And Music Writing, But It's Presenting It In A Different Form. And Of Course It Gives Me And John A Nice Chance To Perform And Show Off Which Is Also Fun.

I Like Doing Live Things And Plays. You Can Perfect The Laugh Or Extend The Laugh, You Can Get Them On A Roll. Versus Improv, Which I Hate. Put It All Together. They're More Vignettes. Improv Makes Me Slightly Anxious Because I Feel For Them.

There's No Gap Between The Writer And The Performer, Which Is What I Think Makes [monty] Python Unique. Five Or Six People Who Write Python And Five Or Six Who Act It. That's What Makes It Unique.

John Cleese Once Told Me He'd Do Anything For Money. So I Offered Him A Pound To Shut Up, And He Took It.