I Like A Woman With A Head

When People Ask Me, ‘how Do You Make It In Show Business,’ Or Whatever, What I Always Tell Them — And Nobody Ever Takes Note Of It ‘cuz It’s Not The Answer They Wanted To Hear…but I Always Say, ‘be So Good They Can’t Ignore You.’

I'm Tired Of Wasting Letters When Punctuation Will Do, Period.

I'm Not Trying To Be A Big Shot Or Anything Like That, But I Get My Drinks Half Price.

I Find Animated Movies Very Touching. They Reach An Audience That's Hard To Get With A Live-action Film.

I Studied With The Maharishi For Many Years, And Really Didn't Learn That Much. But One Thing That He Taught Me, I'll Never Forget: 'always...' No, Wait-- 'never...' No, Wait, It Was 'always Carry A Litter Bag In Your Car. It Doesn't Take Up Much Room, And If It Gets Full, You Can Toss It Out The Window.'