I'm Tired Of Wasting Letters When Punctuation

All I've Ever Wanted Was An Honest Week's Pay For An Honest Day's Work.

If I Screw Up Raising My Kids, Nothing I Achieve Will Matter Much.

First The Doctor Told Me The Good News: I Was Going To Have A Disease Named After Me.

I've Decided To Take Up Smoking, My Doctor Said I Wasn't Getting Enough Tar.

I Like A Woman With A Head On Her Shoulders. I Hate Necks.