I Left Scotland When I Was 16

I Still Pay Full Tax When I Work In England And The Same When I Work In America.

Laughter Kills Fear, And Without Fear There Can Be No Faith. For Without Fear Of The Devil There Is No Need For God.

My Dear Girl, There Are Some Things That Just Aren't Done, Such As Drinking Dom Perignon '53 Above The Temperature Of 38 Degrees Fahrenheit. That's Just As Bad As Listening To The Beatles Without Earmuffs!

I'm An Actor - It's Not Brain Surgery. If I Do My Job Right, People Won't Ask For Their Money Back.

I Admit I'm Being Paid Well, But It's No More Than I Deserve. After All, I've Been Screwed More Times Than A Hooker.